Memoirs of a Festival Floozy : Intro

The long-awaited Edinburgh Festival has finally started, and I can hardly contain myself. I love the Fringe in all her flawed beauty. Every year she takes me by surprise, and brings me to my knees, and makes me beg her to enslave me. And in return she hears my groans of pleasure and pain, as my heart breaks, and I fall in love again and again, night after night. Bring it on.